<gasp> camera not working...box on the doorstep

mbouse · Post by **mbouse** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:44 pm

the box is moving, should i open it? muffled, choking noises coming from within...

stay tuned while i locate a camera.

manoa matt · Post by **manoa matt** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:13 pm

Sounds like someone "stuffed" a wild animal in there. Just to be on the safe side jab the box a few times with a big sharp knife till the noises stop. If it dosen't die then at least it will have some air holes. A burlap sack, a cinder block, and a deep pond work too.

mbouse · Post by **mbouse** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:16 pm

daughter came home, and i met her in the driveway... away from the door. fortunately, she had her camera... here is what i see... it's already banged the door ajar !!

what shall we do? what shall we do?

So Cal Mark · Post by **So Cal Mark** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:26 pm

could be a dirty bomb, I'd submerge it for awhile

racydave · Post by **racydave** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:21 pm

Lock the liquor cabinet!

azygoustoyou · Post by **azygoustoyou** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:25 am

Take a chainsaw to it and cut it into fours.

Gunsmith · Post by **Gunsmith** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:38 pm

I won't post my solutions because, well they're just obvious........

ga.spyder · Post by **ga.spyder** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:26 pm

I couldnt have said it better,Gunsmith!!Pooooor furball

Craig

rlux4 · Post by **rlux4** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:27 pm

Tap on the box.
If it taps back, it probably needs fed.
Ron

mbouse · Post by **mbouse** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:21 pm

Well guys, the top of the box was slit open from the INSIDE!! Here's what my wife saw..

we realized then that it was SAM!! Sam the Bear has come to visit. So naturally, we got him out of the box and fed him..

County Fair is this week. Sam says he has never been.... this should prove interesting.

racydave · Post by **racydave** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:28 am

I guess his Mom does not care anymore

she is probably drinking Beer and sunning herself. Im calling the Bear welfare board to see if some interaction is required. Heck, she has probably already replaced him with some furrier brawnier fur-ball anyway...

mbouse · Post by **mbouse** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:05 pm

<gasp>

and double <gasp> !!

REPLACED Sam? how could that be?

mdrburchette · Post by **mdrburchette** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:34 pm

Have you ever seen such a big smirk on a bear's face? Looks like Pooh bear when he got his head out of the honey pot.

I had to take some time off to properly grieve since Sam was kidnapped. Please forgive me Sam, but dang that beer sure was good amongst all the great company this weekend!

mbouse · Post by **mbouse** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:23 pm

welcome back, ma'am !! sure wish i coulda been in the parking lot with y'all.

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