A Fiat related Joke ( it's not a TONY )

[adrians]

“ ITALIAN OFFICIALS “


Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them :
“It’sa illegal to putta five people ina Quattro.”

“What do you mean it’s illegal ?” asked the Englishman.
“Quattro means four,” replies the Customs Officer.
“Quattro is just the name of the car,” the Englishman says disbelievingly. “Look at the registration papers: This car is designed to carry 5 people.”

“You can’t pulla that one on me”, replies the Customs Officer. “Quattro means four, and you have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.”

The Englishman replies angrily, “You Idiot ! Call your supervisor over, we want to speak to someone with more intelligence !”




“Sorry, “ responds the Customs Officer, “he can’t come over”, “He’s dealing with two men in an Uno” !

[perthling]

Lucky they weren't in a 500 then!

[mdrburchette]

Haha!